If Lady Gaga is all about being 'Born This Way', why does she try so hard to be different?
Q: What does Lady Gaga hate Hitler?
A: Because he's Papa Nazi
Q: Why did Lady Gaga win so many awards?
A: Because she's eligible for the male and female categories.
Q: How do you impress Lady Gaga?
A: Just Dance
Q: Why is Lady Gaga in a bad mood?
A: Because she had Bad Romance!
Q: What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga?
A: One of them has balls and it ain't Bieber.
Q: What was Lady Gaga's profession before she started singing?
A: Male Stripper!
Q: Why did cow crossed the road?
A: Because he didn't want Lady Gaga to wear his meat!
Q: How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
A: Poke her face!
Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover?
A: Sometimes it's named 'Lady Gaga', and you know its crap!
Q: Why is Lady Gaga a fan of the comic book hero 'Wolverine'?
A: Because they are both Ex-Men!
Q: How do you wake up lady gaga?
A: Poke her face.
Q: How does lady gaga like her steak?
A: Raw raw raw raw raw.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Cause it didnt want Lady Gaga to make a meat dress out of him.
Q: Why is Lady Gaga like Ms. Pac-man!
A: Just a token and she's ready to swallow!
Q: What hurts more a womans period or a kicking a man in the balls?
A: Just ask Lady Gaga!
Q: Why wasn't Anderson Cooper surprised when Lady Gaga said 'I smoke a lot of pot when I write music.'?
A: He assumes she gets high while dressing herself!
Q: Why is there no denying that Lady Gaga is a man?
A: Lady Gaga showed everyone his meat at the 2010 MTV Awards!
Q: Why is Lady Gaga's nickname 'Shotgun'?
A: Give him a cock and she'll Blow!
Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poke her face.
Q: Name 3 things that Lady Gaga has that Chaz Bono does not?
A: Singing talent, good looks, and a penis!
A teen girl walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has 'Bad Poker Face'
Doctor: Nope it is Herpes!
Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts and blonde wig ,
primary suspect is Lady Gaga.
One day lady gaga went to the store dressed like a horse.
The cashier didn't recognize her and said, 'Dude, why the long face?'
And lady gaga said, 'Cuz I was born this way!'
Lady Gaga Bar Jokes
Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Daughter: Hey mom,I'm going to my room with my latino boyfriend.
Mom: Ok, don't do anything stupid.
(Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter the bedroom)
Daughter/Boyfriend: Don't Call My Name, Don't Call My Name, Alejandro
(Mom run's into the bedroom)
Mom: What are you doing?!
Daughter: We are having sex!
Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Lady Gaga
WTF
Two odd looking guys are sitting in a small cafe when a third guy decides to join them
They all get into a heated conversation about their physical attributes.
One says: I've got the smallest arm in the world!
Another says: I've got the smallest head in the world!
The last one says: I've got the smallest dick in the world!
The 3 guys decide to go to Guinness World Records office.
The first one goes in and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
The second returns happy too: I've really, got the smallest head of the world!
The last one returns angry and screams: WHO? THE FUCK IS? Lady Gaga?
Lady Gaga Pick Up Lines:
'Let's play a love game, I'll be Alejandro, you can be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick!
'Do you play Farmville? 'Cause you grew some big melons!'
'Hey babe we go together like Lady Gaga and #1 records!'
'Baby girl, your like Lady Gaga's single 'Poker Face' (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!
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Song Poker Face
Youtube Poker Face
Feb 23, 2011 50+ videos Play all Mix - Indian Old Man - Poker Face (Lady Gaga) YouTube Lady Gaga Poker Face Live Concert 360 Pit Experience 4K - Duration: 4:24. Slot Wizard 9,604 views. 'Poker Face' is a synth-pop song in the key of G ♯ minor, following in the footsteps of her previous single ' Just Dance ', but with a darker musical tone. The main idea behind the song is bisexuality and was a tribute by Gaga to her rock and roll boyfriends. The song's lyrics feature various sexual innuendos.
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